Judge Judge himself - Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales.
Heroes and villains - speech to the Society of Editors' Annual Conference London, 13 October 2003
Judge Judge, along with Lord Justice Laws*, is a member of The Court of Appeal; both are amongst the 75% of appeal judges who hold the “Full House” of qualifications for the post: men, public school and Oxbridge (survey by SJ Berwin).
* Sir John, not to be confused with David Laws, MP
If you fancy being a High Court Judge (£150,878 pa), apply here.
Or you could just Find a solicitor.